Since Thanksgiving—the most important American holiday on which we are expected to overeat—is upon us, I wanted to help everyone do their part to uphold this important tradition.
As THE ART OF OVEREATING says, “To everything there is a seasoning,” and you’ve got to practice for your high dive into that parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme right now!
For motivation, THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD OVEREAT*:
- Instant gratification saves time.
- Aren’t we supposed to end world hunger?
- Why cut pork when the government won’t?
- Grow the economy and yourself.
- The U.S.A. can still be No. 1 in something!
- Excess is a normal American trait
- It is good exercise for your jaw.
- You won’t have to fight temptation.
- Overeaters get a lot of attention.
10. It sure does taste good.
So, overeat in style and have a great Thanksgiving!
Leslie Landis
* from The Art Of Overeating